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Ëþäè â ÷åðíîì 2 (men in black 2)_(hd) Ëþäè, â, ÷åðíîì, 2, (Men, in, Black, 2)_(HD)
Ãîä: 2002 - Æàíð: ôàíòàñòèêà, ïðèêëþ÷åíèÿ, êîìåäèÿ - Ðåæèññåð: Barry Sonnenfeld -  ðîëÿõ: Tommy Lee Jones (as Agent K), Will Smith (as Agent J), Rosario Dawson (as Laura Vasquez), Lara Flynn Boyle (as Serleena), Johnny Knoxville (as Scrad/Charlie), RipTorn (as Zed), Tony Shalhoub (as Jack Jeebs), Patrick Warburton (as Agent T), Jack Kehler (as Ben), David Cross (II) (as Newton), Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine (as Hailey (as Colombe Jacobsen)), Peter Spellos (as Motorman), Michael Rivkin (as Man with Dog),Michael Bailey Smith (as Creepy), Lenny Venito (as New York Guy) - Ñþæåò: Ïÿòü ëåò íàçàä àãåíòû Ê è J çàùèòèëè Çåìëþ îò òàðàêàíüåãî ìîíñòðà ñ äðóãèõ ïëàíåò. Ñ òåõ ïîð Ê îòîø¸ë îò äåë, a J ïðîäîëæàåò ðàáîòàòü íà ñâåðõñåêðåòíîå ãîñóäàðñòâåííîå àãåíòñòâî, ñëåäÿùåå çà âñåìè èíîïëàíåòÿíàìè íà Çåìëå. Ðàññëåäóÿ îáû÷íîå ïðåñòóïëåíèå, J ðàñêðûâàåò äüÿâîëüñêèé ïëàí êîñìè÷åñêîé ìîíñòðèõè Ñåðëåíû, ìàñêèðóþùåéñÿ ïîä ìîäåëü, ðåêëàìèðóþùóþ äàìñêîå áåëüå. Êîãäà æå îíà áåðåò â çàëîæíèêè âñå çäàíèå àãåíòñòâà MIB, òîëüêîîäèí ÷åëîâåê íà Çåìëå ìîæåò ïîìî÷ü J ñïàñòè Ìèð. Ýòî Ê, åãî íàñòàâíèê, ðàáîòàþùèé â ïî÷òîâîì âåäîìñòâå, ïðåäïî÷èòàþùèé îáû÷íûå çåìíûå ðàäîñòè è íå âåäàþùèé íè î êàêèõ èíîïëàíåòÿíàõ - åìó çàáëîêèðîâàëè ïàìÿòü, èçáàâèâ îò íåíóæíûõ âîñïîìèíàíèé. J ïðåäñòîèòâåðíóòü ñòàðîãî áîåâîãî òîâàðèùà â ôîðìó è âìåñòå ñ íèì ïîáåäèòü Ñåðëåíó…





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Âçðîñëàÿ íåîæèäàííîñòü (role models)
Âçðîñëàÿ íåîæèäàííîñòü (role models) Âçðîñëàÿ, íåîæèäàííîñòü, (Role, Models)
Ãîä âûõîäà: 2008 - Æàíð: êîìåäèÿ - Ðåæèññåð: Äýâèä Óýéí -  ðîëÿõ: Øîíí Óèëüÿì Ñêîòò, Ïîë Ðàää, Êðèñòîôåð Ìèíö-Ïëàññå, Áîááè Äæ. Òîìïñîí, Ýëèçàáåò Áýíêñ, Äæåéí Ëèí÷, Êåí Æîíã, Êåí Ìàðèíî, Êåððè Êåííè, À.Ä. Ìàéëç - Î ôèëüìå: Ïðîéäîõè Äåííè è Óèëëåð, ïðåäñòàâèòåëè êîìïàíèè, òîðãóþùåé ýíåðãåòè÷åñêèìè íàïèòêàìè. Îäíàæäû îíè ïåðåâîðà÷èâàþò õîçÿéñêèé ãðóçîâèê è îòïðàâëÿþòñÿ ïîä ñóä. ×òîáû íå îêàçàòüñÿ çà ðåøåòêîé, áåäîêóðû ðåøàþò ñõèòðèòü è ïîó÷àñòâîâàòü â ìíîãî÷àñîâîé âîñïèòàòåëüíîé ïðîãðàììå äëÿ äåòåé. ×åðåç äåíü îíè ïîíèìàþò, ÷òî ëó÷øå áû âûáðàëè òþðüìó. Îêðóæåííûé íàçîéëèâûìè äîáðîõîòàìè, Äåííè ñòàðàåòñÿ èçî âñåõ ñèë. Åìó âûïàëà íåëåãêà äîëÿ: ñäåëàòü èç ñîïëèâîãî øåñòíàäöàòèëåòíåãî ïàðåíüêà, îäåðæèìîãî ñðåäíåâåêîâûìè ïîñòàíîâêàìè, íàñòîÿùåãî ìóæ÷èíó. Óâû, íàñòàâíèê èç áûâøåãî ïðîäàâöà ïîëó÷àåòñÿ íèêóäûøíûé. Íåäàâíî åãî áðîñèëà âîçëþáëåííàÿ, à ïîòîìó âìåñòî ïîó÷åíèé îí ñûïåò îñòðîòàìè. Ìåæ òåì, Óèëëåð âîñïèòûâàåò ïÿòèêëàññíèêà Ðîííè. Âîçìîæíî, èç ýòîé çàòåè âûøåë áû ïðîê, íå îêàæèñü ïåðâûé áîëüøèì ëþáèòåëåì âåíåöèàíñêèõ ïëÿæåé è ëåãêîãî àëêîãîëÿ. Çà íîâîÿâëåííûìè íàñòàâíèêàìè ïðèñìàòðèâàåò ðóêîâîäèòåëü öåíòðà, çíàêîìàÿ ñ òþðüìîé íå ïîíàñëûøêå. Ñ òàêîé íå ïîáàëóåøü. Ïàðíÿì îñòàåòñÿ îäíî — äîêàçàòü îáùåñòâó, ÷òî äàæå ðàñïîñëåäíèå èäèîòû ìîãóò âîñïèòûâàòüäåòåé. Íàäî ëèøü èì êàê ñëåäóåò ïðèãðîçèòü.

09.03.2009 02:09
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